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me:I'm pretty sure I would marry every single Avenger.
obnoxious friend:Black Widow is an Avenger.
me:Did I fucking stutter?
— 28 minutes ago with 10309 notes

geeknip:

literallyrad:

today there was a snowboard race at the resort i’m staying at and i’m a pretty decent snowboarder so i thought why not try right. so i wear all black just because it’s the only color i own and i ended up winning and when the announcer came over to me he said “dude! that was pretty awesome bro, what’s your name?” and i took my helmet off like in the movies and let my hair fall out and was like “caitlin” and everyone was liKE OOOOOOH

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(via pizza)

— 31 minutes ago with 235212 notes

ohhowardyoucrackmeup:

temporarily falling in love with the boy sat infront of you on public transport

(via carry-on-my-wayward-nun)

— 53 minutes ago with 171023 notes

mjlnir:

imagine if the whole marvel cast would take a selfie

(via mishasteaparty)

— 56 minutes ago with 577 notes

turnipjelly:

evenhellcanbehomey:

the-lonely-scottish-guy:

if everybody got a free miniature animal at birth that protected you, like a tiny elephant or dragon, the world would be a better place.

write a book

You could call it The Golden Compass

(via sapphiresnowflakes)

— 2 hours ago with 190568 notes

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britain*

(Source: felixdawkins23, via suckmylit)

— 2 hours ago with 252656 notes

wolfskulls:

incredulousbeliever:

dionthesocialist:

It’s hilarious that non-Americans on Tumblr are all like “OMG DENNY’S TUMBLR MAKES ME WISH I LIVED IN AMERICA SO I COULD EAT THERE,” while us Americans will literally only eat at Dennys if it’s 3 in the morning and we’ve lost control of our life.

You don’t go to Denny’s. You end up at Denny’s.

Omfg

(Source: dion-thesocialist, via dftba-winchesters)

— 2 hours ago with 347921 notes

lalondes:

>teenage actress’s private nudes get leaked

>teenage actress is reviled as a slut and a whore and a bad role model

>james franco asks a seventeen-year-old girl if he can meet her in a private hotel room

>james franco gets to go on saturday night live and joke about what a silly doofus he is for soliciting sex from a girl literally half his age

(via hermionejg)

— 2 hours ago with 77423 notes

iamtheparadoxoflife:

bunnywith:

deluxetoaster:

can we start a club for teenagers who were constantly complimented on their intelligence when they were younger and are now having trouble coping with the realization that they’re actually of average intellect at best

in elementary school i constantly scored as reading at a college level but then i got to college and suddenly everyone’s reading at college level.

I HAVE NEVER SEEN A POST THAT SO ACCURATELY DESCRIBES MY LIFE.

(via antisocial-internet-addict)

— 2 hours ago with 219181 notes

daxterdd:

This is one of my favorite Chris stories.  I love it.

(via antisocial-internet-addict)

— 2 hours ago with 20731 notes
#chris colfer 

adventuresonpaper:

I’ll come back for you i whisper as i caress the books i can’t afford

(via adventuresoflitgirl)

— 2 hours ago with 159646 notes
#books  #same