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The Jungle Giants // She's a Riot

(Source: foalosophy)

— 1 hour ago with 596 notes
#q  #the jungle giants 
"

Leave your apartment looking terrible. Walk to the deli and see your usual deli guy’s eyes start to widen at your disheveled appearance. This would’ve horrified you yesterday but today it makes you smile. You’ve decided that everything that made you worry will now make you smile.

Walk with better posture. Order two helpings of dessert. Ask someone to take you to a doctor’s appointment and refuse to feel guilty about it. You would do the same for them so why should you feel like you’re putting anyone out? Stand by your opinion that The Shins are a good band even when you’re friends give you hell over it. This is thrilling. Openly loving The Shins has never felt so liberating.

Tell your father he’s a jerk because he is. Tell your mother that you love her because you do. Don’t tell anyone that you love them if it’s not true, if they don’t deserve it. It’s a privilege to be loved by you. Your emotional shitty days are effectively over.

"
How To Stop Caring So Much (via rob-benedict)

(Source: lostgal49, via coffeeisneverstrongenough)

— 2 hours ago with 87726 notes
#q 
"I firmly believe in small gestures: pay for their coffee, hold the door for strangers, over tip, smile or try to be kind even when you don’t feel like it, pay compliments, chase the kid’s runaway ball down the sidewalk and throw it back to him, try to be larger than you are— particularly when it’s difficult. People do notice, people appreciate. I appreciate it when it’s done to (for) me. Small gestures can be an effort, or actually go against our grain (“I’m not a big one for paying compliments…”), but the irony is that almost every time you make them, you feel better about yourself. For a moment life suddenly feels lighter, a bit more Gene Kelly dancing in the rain."
Jonathan Carroll (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

(via bri-the-tree-lord)

— 5 hours ago with 42171 notes
#q  #quotes 

whybenedict:

sussext:

sherlock’s business cards would probably be in comic sans

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— 7 hours ago with 5190 notes
#q  #Sherlock 
rosaparking:

squishymew:

kikahchu:

kikahchu:

It’s a space bar!!

Guys, I did not spend $16 on this sticker set for 5 notes.

I thought it was just greasy omg


Clean ur keyboard

rosaparking:

squishymew:

kikahchu:

kikahchu:

It’s a space bar!!

Guys, I did not spend $16 on this sticker set for 5 notes.

I thought it was just greasy omg

Clean ur keyboard

(via theperksofbeingunsocial)

— 11 hours ago with 188575 notes
jackfrostciicle:

its-hard-out-here-for-a-sith:

jodiamandis:

no-hope-for-her:

As long as it isn’t a saftey hazard, I don’t see why we can’t have them. And yeah, if the tattoo is inappropriate or if your plugs have something inappropriate on them, then I can see why they would want them covered up it taken out. But if you have blue hair and the store or whatever wont hire you because of that, fuck them. I like your blue hair, I’ll hire you.

This.

One hundred percent support

i cant even tell you how sick to fucking death of this body policing bullshit i am. its 2014, we’ve cloned sheep, get the fuck over it and hire a person with cotton candy pink hair and metal in their face, what the fuck is the problem???

jackfrostciicle:

its-hard-out-here-for-a-sith:

jodiamandis:

no-hope-for-her:

As long as it isn’t a saftey hazard, I don’t see why we can’t have them. And yeah, if the tattoo is inappropriate or if your plugs have something inappropriate on them, then I can see why they would want them covered up it taken out. But if you have blue hair and the store or whatever wont hire you because of that, fuck them. I like your blue hair, I’ll hire you.

This.

One hundred percent support

i cant even tell you how sick to fucking death of this body policing bullshit i am. its 2014, we’ve cloned sheep, get the fuck over it and hire a person with cotton candy pink hair and metal in their face, what the fuck is the problem???

(via what-the-hufflepuff)

— 11 hours ago with 253517 notes

chronic-ash420:

Remember to have a Super Breakfast!

(via what-the-hufflepuff)

— 11 hours ago with 7970 notes

hiram-mcdaniels-should-be-mayor:

jerkidiot:

The Marvel Cinematic Universe Phase 1 Collection
As soon as you open it, the briefcase shines blue. You have to tap the tesseract for it to light up, but it looks very cool when it does. The blu-rays are packaged nicely, but could have been better imo.

where the fuck did you get this and why didn’t I get one too

(via what-the-hufflepuff)

— 11 hours ago with 1016 notes

aurorinthetardis:

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR i,ROBOT TO GET TUMBLR LOVE OH MY GOD

(Source: hiddlesy, via thebadwolfthatwaited)

— 11 hours ago with 254167 notes

erraticartist:

cupsnake:

You know what the Green Heron is basically the best heron because it is like 90% neck so when it is all folded down it looks like a giant head with wings and legs

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but then suddenly ZOOP

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fucking green herrons

What the fuck

(via kaitlinguini)

— 11 hours ago with 161238 notes
adverber:

xproblem-childx999:

cutebabe:

fuck regular q-tips i need some masculinity-tips 

what… do you build.. with a qtip…

an empire

adverber:

xproblem-childx999:

cutebabe:

fuck regular q-tips i need some masculinity-tips 

what… do you build.. with a qtip…

an empire

(via kaitlinguini)

— 11 hours ago with 82631 notes

deodrant:

tumblr kinda forces u to get educated on things bc otherwise u wont be able to participate in or understand dash topics

(Source: rnerrychristmas, via pizza)

— 11 hours ago with 245543 notes